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Maka Albarn, top student at the DWMA and meister of Soul the Death Scythe. I hope you like waffles.

//Crack Maka RP blog. Don't take anything you see here seriously.
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//Sorry for not being around! Been really busy with school starting up again and everything. (Had a terrible first week.) Hopefully I should at least be able to get online sometime starting next week.

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#Souulll D:

aqua-amethyst-angel:

kinomikato:

a lot of people v.v

A lot of rpers

(Source: cfw-is-foxy-the-fox)

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Anonymous sent:

*knocks on door* Excuse me Miss... I'm a Gender Neutral Scout and I'm going door to door, asking people to buy these boxes of delicious waffle-free waffles. All proceeds will go towards funding my trip to Camp Reeleewannago. Can I put you down for a a dozen?

Waffle-free… waffles?…

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Waffle-free waffles?! *squeals and pulls out wallet* How many do you have?! I’l buy all of them!!

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ilikescythes sent:

*tackleglomphug*

makasbitch:

makasbitch:

Maka!!!! *braces self but still manages to be knocked to the ground*

Been working out?

Suppose you’re right. It’ll also solve the problem of me thinking about lying on the couch in my boxers - which, now that I think about it, I don’t actually think about, very often.

That’s a problem?

Wait… Is it a problem because you actually don’t think about it that often, which means you don’t have an excuse not to do it, so you actually end up lying on the couch in your boxers, which is a problem? Or is it a problem because having a couch makes you think about lying on the couch in your boxers, and thinking about it is a problem because you don’t want to do it— I mean, you do want to do it, and thinking about it gives you an excuse not to do it, so you don’t… actually get to do it because…

Okay. The more I think about it, the less sense it makes. How about we go with your original plan of banning chips from the apartment and leave it at that?

ilikescythes sent:

*tackleglomphug*

makasbitch:

makasbitch:

Maka!!!! *braces self but still manages to be knocked to the ground*

Been working out?

What do you suggest, then?

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To not get a replacement for the couch if we remove it!

It’s the only way we can deal with our problem of wanting to sit on the couch and eat chips all day without having to ban chips from the apartment.

ilikescythes sent:

*tackleglomphug*

makasbitch:

makasbitch:

Maka!!!! *braces self but still manages to be knocked to the ground*

Been working out?

But it would be a sofa. Big difference!

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Isn’t the only difference between a couch and a sofa is that a sofa is bigger and fancier?

So yeah. Same problem.

ilikescythes sent:

*tackleglomphug*

makasbitch:

ilikescythes:

makasbitch:

Maka!!!! *braces self but still manages to be knocked to the ground*

Been working out?

…Damn. You’re right.

Okay, how about this? We ban couches from the apartment instead. That way, nobody can sit on the couch eating chips or think about sitting on the couch and eating chips. Because we won’t have a couch!

Sounds like a plan. But only if we can replace it with a sofa.

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Wouldn’t we have the same problem, just with a sofa this time?

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ilikescythes sent:

*tackleglomphug*

makasbitch:

makasbitch:

Maka!!!! *braces self but still manages to be knocked to the ground*

Been working out?

But one of us would always be on the couch.

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And you can you can still think about eating chips that you wish were waffle-flavored.

…Damn. You’re right.

Okay, how about this? We ban couches from the apartment instead. That way, nobody can sit on the couch eating chips or think about sitting on the couch and eating chips. Because we won’t have a couch!

ilikescythes sent:

*tackleglomphug*

makasbitch:

makasbitch:

Maka!!!! *braces self but still manages to be knocked to the ground*

Been working out?

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So… if we have waffle flavored chips I could only think about sitting on the couch, eating chips, because you’d actually be there, eating them. But if they were another flavor you’d be the one thinking about it and I would be…

That’s it! No more chips allowed in the apartment!

Hey! You can’t just ban chips from the apartment like that!

Look, it’s simple. If they were waffle-flavored, you would be the one who would think about sitting on the couch and eating them, not actually eating them, because I would be the one eating them. But if they weren’t waffle-flavored, you’d be the one actually sitting on the couch eating them while thinking about things you should probably do but won’t do because you’re too busy eating chips and thinking about doing them, and I wouldn’t be thinking about sitting on the couch eating chips because they’re not waffle-flavored, so I’d have no reason to want to think about eating them.

…I think.