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Maka Albarn, top student at the DWMA and meister of Soul the Death Scythe. I hope you like waffles.

//Crack Maka RP blog. Don't take anything you see here seriously.

makasbitch sent:

Waffles?

makasbitch:

ilikescythes:

ilikescythes:

*gasps loudly* WHERE?

No— well, yes. I think somebody used it to burn all of the waffles. Something like that.

But that’s not it. What I wanted to tell you was that I’m going to stuff another dozen waffles into your mouth! *stuffs another dozen waffles into your mouth*

*chews on the waffles until they’re mushy enough to shove into my cheeks*

Wook! Ima hamther!

*laughs, nearly choking on the waffles*

Soul! *laughs* Don’t die or anything!

(Source: theredberet)

makasbitch sent:

Waffles?

makasbitch:

ilikescythes:

ilikescythes:

*gasps loudly* WHERE?

*snickers* Whatever you say. Oh, that reminds me. I wanted to tell you something, Soul.

What? You remembered how the flamethrower was involved?

No— well, yes. I think somebody used it to burn all of the waffles. Something like that.

But that’s not it. What I wanted to tell you was that I’m going to stuff another dozen waffles into your mouth! *stuffs another dozen waffles into your mouth*

makasbitch sent:

Waffles?

makasbitch:

ilikescythes:

ilikescythes:

*gasps loudly* WHERE?

Um… Death Scythe mission?

Actually, I can only vaguely remember what went on when I actually flooded the city… I think there was a flamethrower involved, but that’s it.

…You should eat some waffles, Soul! *stuffs a dozen waffles into your mouth*

Mmphf!

*Five minutes of chewing later…*

*swallows* Those weren’t too bad. *pats stomach* But could you give me a little warning next time? I have sharp teeth, not a Cuisinart, in my mouth.

*snickers* Whatever you say. Oh, that reminds me. I wanted to tell you something, Soul.

makasbitch sent:

Waffles?

makasbitch:

ilikescythes:

ilikescythes:

*gasps loudly* WHERE?

Oh yeah… *takes another bite* Didn’t we leave a fridge full of exponentially-reproducing waffles in the middle of the Atlantic somewhere?

But even if they do catch up to us eventually, I’m sure Death City can handle it. I’ve flooded it with waffles twice already and everyone seems fine.

Twice? Where was I when this was happening?

Um… Death Scythe mission?

Actually, I can only vaguely remember what went on when I actually flooded the city… I think there was a flamethrower involved, but that’s it.

…You should eat some waffles, Soul! *stuffs a dozen waffles into your mouth*

makasbitch sent:

Waffles?

makasbitch:

ilikescythes:

ilikescythes:

*gasps loudly* WHERE?

*bites into a waffle* Substitute.

They’re not “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Waffles” waffles, are they? Not sure Death City could handle being overrun by heavy breeding waffles.

Oh yeah… *takes another bite* Didn’t we leave a fridge full of exponentially-reproducing waffles in the middle of the Atlantic somewhere?

But even if they do catch up to us eventually, I’m sure Death City can handle it. I’ve flooded it with waffles twice already and everyone seems fine.

Mun Form!

Tag a few of your friends and make them fill in this form! For the MUN only!

tagged by:

name: People call me like 5 different things which one do I pick

age: Younger than my parents

birthday: Years ago in the distant past

gender: Either male or female

sexuality: On a scale of 1 - 10 I’m a banana

height: As tall as a tree that’s as tall as I am

blogs:  Yes, I do blog

fc (if you have one): 

tagged: #ooc #This form should give people #more insight on me

(Source: littlexlottie)

ilikescythes sent:

*VIOLENTLY DIVES THROUGH THE WINDOW* HURRY GUYS THEY'RE HAVING A SALE AT THE LOCAL BOOKSTORE GO GO GO GO *pushes Kyle and Matt into a shopping cart and rolls down the hill*

achefandhismeister:

ilikescythes:

achefandhismeister:

"Wait, what?!?" Kyle stammers out.

"Maka what the heck…." Matt’s eyes widen, unknowingly grasping Kyle’s hand too tight.

"Ow, Matt!"

".sorry…"

*chuckles* I was kidding. I had money all along. Plus, stealing money would land us in big trouble with Lord Death.

Nice to know that you’d be willing to rob a bank though, Matt.

"…MAKA. You of all people should know never to come between a person and his access to  books." Matt said matter-of-factly, seeming a bit hurt. Kyle just watched and held in a giggle.

Sorry. Couldn’t help it.

*pays for all the books* Anyway, we should get going, shouldn’t we?

makasbitch sent:

Waffles?

makasbitch:

ilikescythes:

ilikescythes:

*gasps loudly* WHERE?

Of course. *sits down and slides the plate to the center of the table* But, you know, since there’s two of us and all…

*orders another plate of waffles*

*sighs* That was really what I meant. But I suppose I can handle a day of waffle insanity.

*looks down at plate* What kind of Waffles are that anyways?

*bites into a waffle* Substitute.